April 10, 2021
— Ace Open Blog
One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is.
"Kenneth," he says.
"And what is your question, Kenneth?" she asks.
"I have three questions," he says.
"First -- whatever happened in Benghazi?
"Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?
"And, third -- whatever happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time.
Who has a question?"
A different boy -- little Johnny -- puts his hand up.
Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is.
"Johnny," he says.
"And what is your question, Johnny?" she asks.
"I have five questions," he says.
"First -- whatever happened in Benghazi?
"Second -- why would you run for president if you are not capable of handling two e-mail accounts?
"Third -- whatever happened to the missing six billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?
"Fourth -- why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
"And, fifth -- where's Kenneth?"
American guitarist, singer, and songwriter Brian Setzer, guitar, vocals, The Stray Cats who spearheaded the neo-rockabilly movement of the early 1980s. They scored the 1980 UK No.9 single 'Runaway Boys', and the 1983 US No.3 single 'Stray Cat Strut'. He later worked with his swing revival band, the Brian Setzer Orchestra. via thisdayinmusic.com
Genius Award Winner.
A man who was stopped for driving on the wrong side of the road in Catalonia was found to have a dead body in the front passenger seat.
Police made the grim discovery after the 66-year-old suddenly turned around at the checkpoint between Spain and France.
Investigators believe the deceased, an 88-year-old man, had been dead for about three weeks.
They say the driver may have been taking him home to Switzerland.
The body, believed to be the driver's partner, had started to decompose. It was covered with a blanket and was wearing a seatbelt, reports Spanish newspaper La Vanguardia.
An autopsy will be carried out on Friday to determine how he died, although investigators say there is no evidence of criminality, the Mossos d'Esquadra (Catalan police) tweeted.
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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 10, 2021 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Winston GOPe not one dime, not one vote at April 10, 2021 10:04 PM (mgvLE)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 10, 2021 10:05 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 10, 2021 10:06 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 10, 2021 10:06 PM (HC+O2)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 10, 2021 10:07 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 10, 2021 10:07 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 10, 2021 10:08 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 10, 2021 10:09 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 10, 2021 10:09 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by:Tonypeteat April 10, 2021 10:07 PM (Rvt8
I know the rules, but there will be no pictures. Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 10, 2021 10:09 PM (oUcR5)
Hollywood chews people up and spits people out. Disney runs a magical sweatshop. Quick, some shout "RAAAAACISM" to distract from genuine problems!
https://tinyurl.com/yhza4jry
Posted by: Robert at April 10, 2021 10:09 PM (bfX3Q)
This is why James Comey said no reasonable prosecutor would charge Hillary. He meant no prosecutor who wanted to continue breathing would charge Hillary.
Posted by: zmdavid at April 10, 2021 10:10 PM (xqRaG)
Time Zones are just an idea!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 10, 2021 10:11 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 10, 2021 10:11 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 10, 2021 10:12 PM (HC+O2)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 10, 2021 10:13 PM (rwusL)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 10, 2021 10:13 PM (2DOZq)
Q. What color are the spots in that can of Dick?
A. Green!
ONT Greetings, Horde! *pours bourbon* Cheers!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 10, 2021 10:13 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: davidt at April 10, 2021 10:15 PM (EdQIG)
Posted by: Weasel at April 10, 2021 10:15 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by:ALH, Sister Golden Hairat April 10, 2021 10:11 PM (oUcR5)"
Well, the one bnder we all know she's not on is Bill's.
Posted by: West at April 10, 2021 10:16 PM (QY+6a)
Same. I raked and raked - I've been mostly a lazy ass all winter. It does feel good to get outside!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 10, 2021 10:16 PM (HC+O2)
..The only thing missing from the bacon sundae is hot fudge hot caramel sauce.Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 10, 2021 10:07 PM (oUcR5)
"Fixed?" No. Refined, for a superior dessert experience.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 10, 2021 10:16 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 10, 2021 10:16 PM (b8eqQ)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 10, 2021 10:17 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Weasel at April 10, 2021 10:15 PM (MVjcR)
So a comedian when you aren't shooting?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 10, 2021 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 10, 2021 10:18 PM (SchxB)
Tonight's will be worth reading a month from now, or whenever Hillary appears again, but very hard to find.
Posted by: Roland F. Hirsch at April 10, 2021 10:18 PM (oMkPq)
Hiya Jim. Maybe you could pour a little bourbon on it, too.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 10, 2021 10:19 PM (oUcR5)
I put up my thirty (30) year-old snowblower today... One year, I hope to get a machine with cat tracks and joysticks and shit...
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2021 10:19 PM (IuY1u)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 10, 2021 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
I'm a little funny! Now, really goodnight!
Posted by: Weasel at April 10, 2021 10:19 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 10, 2021 10:19 PM (2DOZq)
Let's hope the bitch doesn't end up as Kamalamadingdong's VP when Joe 'accidentally' falls down the steps in front of her.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 10, 2021 10:20 PM (kTi97)
Posted by:Helena Handbasketat April 10, 2021 10:16 PM (b8eqQ)]
Did Trump leave his tanning booth behind?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 10, 2021 10:20 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc, etc. at April 10, 2021 10:21 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 10, 2021 10:21 PM (nxdel)
Posted by:Zettaiat April 10, 2021 10:19 PM (IuY1u)
Don't. There's so much safety crap layered on top it maked 'em a pain to operate.
Retired my 50 year old Ariens, bought a new one - it works fine, but it is harder to use and maneuver than Betsy was.
Posted by: West at April 10, 2021 10:23 PM (QY+6a)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2021 10:23 PM (mzC78)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FECIYlo3KRY
Posted by: Quint at April 10, 2021 10:23 PM (JRrGN)
Hiya Jewells. What a nice person you are to care for these little dogs. Do you foster cats, also?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 10, 2021 10:23 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 10, 2021 10:23 PM (W4eKo)
Watching Mecum auction in Arizona.
I was watching the livestream earlier today, with captions on. Auto-captioning of an auctioneer works about as well as you'd expect (which is to say, not at all), to often hilarious effect. The phrase "bigger dick" made an appearance, although no actual dicks of any size were spotted.
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 10, 2021 10:23 PM (kTRt4)
Been putting in a new front door today. We're just swapping out the old one. Hinges went on pretty easy, and the deadbolt's on. Having a dickens of a time getting the latch to line up properly, though. So, gonna make a fresh attempt tomorrow.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 10, 2021 10:24 PM (CAJOC)
Neither Bubba or Gaylord look really healthy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2021 10:24 PM (r6pxQ)
Let's hope the bitch doesn't end up as Kamalamadingdong's VP when Joe 'accidentally' falls down the steps in front of her.
Posted by:AlaBAMAat April 10, 2021 10:20 PM (kTi97)
--------------------I don't think Kamala wants a target that big painted on her back.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 10, 2021 10:25 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by:Anna Pumaat April 10, 2021 10:24 PM (r6pxQ)
I'm sure we'll all miss them when they're gone.Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 10, 2021 10:26 PM (oUcR5)
Kameltoe tried out as a snowblower, but she kept getting frostbite in her knees.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2021 10:26 PM (mzC78)
It's funny how since her and her criminal partner Billy Jeff are now out of power rapes and murders are way down per the FBI.
By the way, abolish the FBI.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 10, 2021 10:26 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 10, 2021 10:26 PM (HC+O2)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 10, 2021 10:26 PM (nxdel)
66Neither Bubba or Gaylord look really healthy.Posted by:Anna Pumaat April 10, 2021 10:24 PM (r6pxQ)
I'm sure we'll all miss them when they're gone.Posted by:ALH, Sister Golden Hairat April 10, 2021 10:26 PM (oUcR5
I once predicted that Jimmy Carter would outlive Obama.
Posted by: buzzion at April 10, 2021 10:28 PM (vMCab)
They are in Independence, MO. We currently have 4 dachshunds that need homes. We also have Viola a mix of something lol, she's a sweetheart.
Posted by: jewells45 at April 10, 2021 10:28 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 10, 2021 10:29 PM (oUcR5)
I once predicted that Jimmy Carter would outlive Obama.
Jimmy doesn't lead a lifestyle that lends itself to contracting HIV.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 10, 2021 10:30 PM (SchxB)
But he won't because he is a giant ass pussy. I have more respect for his brother than that douchnozzle.
Posted by: jewells45 at April 10, 2021 10:31 PM (nxdel)
75Prince Phillip passed away and word is Harry is attending the funeral. His lovely bride is under doctor's orders not to travel in her condition. This would be an opportune moment for him to ditch the bitch.Posted by:ALH, Sister Golden Hairat April 10, 2021 10:29 PM (oUcR5)
Except for the kids. My prediction is that he files for divorce in England in the hopes of not dealing with the US courts. And possibly getting custody of the hostages children from the psycho.
Posted by: buzzion at April 10, 2021 10:32 PM (vMCab)
Is this true? Is this how AoSHQ is going to be going forward? Is this NEW format NOT a temporary roadblock on the way to...a thing? You know, the thing? Come on, man!
Because much as I complained about the old format (and I complained a lot, because I am me), this new one is terrible. This is like trying to knit socks the dryer ate using the lint the dryer left behind.
And one more sane corner of the internet gets ruined.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 10, 2021 10:32 PM (OU+8W)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VToP3Im2W2g
Posted by: kbdabear at April 10, 2021 10:32 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc, etc. at April 10, 2021 10:32 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 10, 2021 10:34 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 10, 2021 10:35 PM (HC+O2)
76I once predicted that Jimmy Carter would outlive Obama.
Jimmy doesn't lead a lifestyle that lends itself to contracting HIV.Posted by:Blanco Basuraat April 10, 2021 10:30 PM (SchxB)
He also didn't chain smoke, and likely continues to smoke to this day. I wonder how many journalists saw Obama smoking after he said he quit and never said anything about it.
Posted by: buzzion at April 10, 2021 10:35 PM (vMCab)
Posted by:publius, Rascally etc, etc.at April 10, 2021 10:32 PM (f1Vqw)
The Greatest Generation
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 10, 2021 10:35 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 10, 2021 10:34 PM (2DOZq)
That didn't stop his motherPosted by: kbdabear at April 10, 2021 10:36 PM (qAR6u)
Seen it three times, ALWAYS a great show.
Posted by: RomeQ13..... at April 10, 2021 10:36 PM (oHd/0)
I wonder how many journalists saw Obama smoking after he said he quit and never said anything about it.
Posted by:buzzionat April 10, 2021 10:35 PM (vMCab)
All of them.Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 10, 2021 10:36 PM (oUcR5)
I found it interesting that he was a Great Great Grandson, of the Romanov's... ie... Czars of Russia.
Posted by: RomeQ13..... at April 10, 2021 10:37 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 10, 2021 10:36 PM (qAR6u)
I think you mean it didn't stop his father ( well possibly his father)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 10, 2021 10:38 PM (2DOZq)
Thank you so much for considering a senior dog! I wish you weren't so far away! I'm sure you would find one here that you would fall in love with. Good luck in your search!
Posted by: jewells45 at April 10, 2021 10:38 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 10, 2021 10:39 PM (r6pxQ)
91Posted by:ALH, Sister Golden Hairat April 10, 2021 10:35 PM (oUcR5) I found it interesting that he was a Great Great Grandson, of the Romanov's... ie... Czars of Russia.Posted by:RomeQ13.....at April 10, 2021 10:37 PM (oHd/0)
Check out Useful Charts on YouTube. He actually makes these charts for purchase. But he also does various videos running things down of various royal lines.
Posted by: buzzion at April 10, 2021 10:42 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 10, 2021 10:43 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 10, 2021 10:43 PM (SchxB)
Vodka/fruit punch
Don't judge me
Posted by: Zeera at April 10, 2021 10:28 PM (OLOBo)
vodka and cranberry juice with lime is called a "Cape Codder" It is a good drink. If you add in some triple sec, you get the infamous Cosmopolitan from a decade or so ago.
Anyone who laughs at someone drinking vodka and juice has their own view. But I know for a fact, not talking about you, but the real heavy drinkers mix it that way. You can put down a lot more booze that way than anyone drinking a single malt with a drop of water. My point is, don't laugh. Sure it is a good drink. But watch out for the ones that mix it, often they are the guys that can put down a bottle or two. Not sure why I spoke this truth, but I know it is true.. A cocktail is great, and anyone who never does one is likely a light weight. btw, I wish I were a lightweight. Oh the money to get back by only going for unsweet tea.
Posted by: Quint at April 10, 2021 10:44 PM (JRrGN)
Two of my favorites: In Australia, he was meeting with some Aborigine leaders. He asked them if they still chucked spears at each other. Meeting with some African king or president or something wearing some traditional white robe get-up, Philip asked him if he was getting ready for bed.
And other hilarious one. Philip was meeting with a bunch of celebrities (the modern royalty) and met with actress Cate Blanchett. Now, Philip came from the old school aristocracy that considered actors very low class, very low brow. Ruffians, really. He asked Cate for help in hooking up a DVD player someone had given him, figuring she would know, since she was in that business.
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc, etc. at April 10, 2021 10:44 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 10, 2021 10:44 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 10, 2021 10:39 PM (qAR6u)
And if she and her Gyppo stud had been wearing seatbelts, they likely would have survived.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2021 10:44 PM (mzC78)
She says "Kenneth went to visit Jeffrey and Seth!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 10, 2021 10:45 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 10, 2021 10:43 PM (2DOZq
fughgetaboutit! remember those Caddies with the chopped off tail in the late 80s? Someone should pay 10K just to get someone else to buy one.
Posted by: Quint at April 10, 2021 10:46 PM (JRrGN)
Philip once asked a Scottish driving school instructor how he managed to keep his students sober for the road test...
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2021 10:47 PM (IuY1u)
Posted by:Sebastian Melmothat April 10, 2021 10:43 PM (2DOZq
I will be happy just to pay off the Camry.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 10, 2021 10:47 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 10, 2021 10:48 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 10, 2021 10:49 PM (oUcR5)
Philip once asked a Scottish driving school instructor how he managed to keep his students sober for the road test...
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2021 10:49 PM (IuY1u)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2021 10:51 PM (mzC78)
/looks around...
Sounds like a Moron to me.... anyone missing?
Posted by: RomeQ13..... at April 10, 2021 10:51 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at April 10, 2021 10:51 PM (oUcR5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2021 10:52 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 10, 2021 10:52 PM (HC+O2)
A 13-yr old boy met with him and he asked the boy what he wanted to be when he grew up. The kid said "an astronaut!". Philip replied, "You're too fat for that."
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc, etc. at April 10, 2021 10:55 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2021 10:54 PM (IuY1u) After comment No. 123, I would say that he'd be the Jack of Diamonds to our Ace of Spades
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 10, 2021 10:57 PM (mdjgu)
Dickless wonder, he is.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Now a Pirate, Hoisting the Black Flag at April 10, 2021 11:01 PM (3H9h1)
Indeed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2021 11:01 PM (mzC78)
Sure would.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2021 11:02 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Quint at April 10, 2021 11:04 PM (JRrGN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2021 11:04 PM (mzC78)
I'm comforted to know that I am not the only one to poast twice thinking his initial poast had disappeared into the luminiferous æther...
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2021 11:05 PM (IuY1u)
Bacon ice cream sounds delicious.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 10, 2021 11:06 PM (YA914)
You can have mine. Congealed bacon grease would be nasty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2021 11:09 PM (mzC78)
Looking above, I note our Gracious Host has finally managed to solve zeir coding issues, fwiw...
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2021 11:12 PM (IuY1u)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2021 11:09 PM (mzC7
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friend here, but you are wrong. I have had bacon ice cream before and it is great. It is best with maple and in a shake. Someone posted a bacon with a drink pick here a month or two ago. I tried it and it was great. I forget what was in it but that was many days ago, and I never said I was the king of remembering things. But I did try it and it was awesome.
Posted by: Quint at April 10, 2021 11:13 PM (JRrGN)
whoa whoa whoa this is the new blog?
Posted by: DB- just DB at April 10, 2021 11:13 PM (iTXRQ)
Gonna go get the papers, the papers
Posted by: Johnny Two Times at April 10, 2021 11:15 PM (qAR6u)
Well, I am brave enough to try it, if it's on someone else's dime. I think the Eskimos make a dessert out of frozen blubber.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2021 11:16 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: Baldy at April 10, 2021 11:16 PM (OLCH5)
I concur AOP. I concur.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 10, 2021 11:17 PM (velKr)
IIRC, Pixy said this morning that the real blog servers are still down but they might be operational again this weekend, (??) then, it would be up to Ace and teh cobs to choose whether to keep this format or revert to the old...
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2021 11:17 PM (IuY1u)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2021 11:16 PM (mzC7
same here. If they pay me, I am all in. But they need to lay off the term "
blubber" Call it whale bacon and be done with it.
Posted by: Quint at April 10, 2021 11:19 PM (JRrGN)
Well, I, for one, am hoping that your ticker get fixed properly, and that you can enjoy this site for many years to come.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2021 11:20 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 10, 2021 11:20 PM (qAR6u)
......
The new blog tracks your Anti-Social Credit score.
That's why some comments disappear.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 10, 2021 11:21 PM (velKr)
I actually had muktuk at the CP hotel in Iqaluit, years ago. It was OK. Raw, frozen whale hide with blubber attached. Cubed, like sushi.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2021 11:22 PM (mzC78)
On his daughter Princess Anne, "If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested."
Constitutionally, I don't exist.
Upon learning that Madonna was going to be singing somewhere, "We'll need earplugs."
I never get home cooking -- all I get is the fancy stuff.
"Bugger the table plan, bring me my dinner!", getting impatient at all the fuss at some fancy dinner.
On seeing the decor at Prince Andrew and Fergie's new house renovation, "Looks like a tart's bedroom."
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 10, 2021 11:24 PM (Mzdiz)
Heh.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2021 11:26 PM (mzC78)
But there's a question. If keto is so all-fired great for weight loss how come Eskimos run to chubby?
Posted by: palerider at April 10, 2021 11:26 PM (Aashi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2021 11:27 PM (mzC78)
Well, I think most of them now eat junk food, mostly. When they lived the nomadic life, they worked it all off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2021 11:28 PM (mzC78)
I think this could be the one.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 10, 2021 11:30 PM (velKr)
Prince Philip: "Have you ever flown on a plane?"
Ass-kisser: "Yes, your Royal Highness, many times!"
Prince Philip: "Well, it was just like that, then."
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 10, 2021 11:30 PM (Mzdiz)
But there's a question. If keto is so all-fired great for weight loss how come Eskimos run to chubby?
Posted by: palerider at April 10, 2021 11:26 PM (Aashi)
they do? my guess is they have to store fat for leaner times when the whale catching is not so great. My understanding is Eskimos and many other peoples on this earth have less heart disease because their lifestyle is less stressful. Not saying they don't bust their ass. There is a huge difference between working as hard as you can and building up so much stress you are bound to blow.
Posted by: Quint at April 10, 2021 11:32 PM (JRrGN)
Best use of a crispy slice of bacon outside of a side for eggs: a stir stick for a Bloody Mary...yum.
Posted by: Boswell at April 10, 2021 11:33 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 10, 2021 11:34 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: palerider at April 10, 2021 11:35 PM (Aashi)
I think this could be the one. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 10, 2021 11:30 PM (velKr)
Whee! Whee! Mushroom tea. Psychedelic mushroom tea! Drink it down, The room spins round, Lays your ass out on the ground.
A pome by me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2021 11:36 PM (mzC78)
...I think this could be the one. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 10, 2021 11:30 PM
Oh, for Christ's sake! You can't be serious...
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2021 11:36 PM (IuY1u)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 10, 2021 11:34 PM (hOUT3)
I completely understand!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 10, 2021 11:36 PM (aA3+G)
People think we have a rigid class system here, but dukes have been know to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 10, 2021 11:39 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: palerider at April 10, 2021 11:35 PM (Aashi)
this is far outside my area, if you are talking Civil War, Single Malts, and maybe Euro travel, I would flex a bit. But I claim no expertise here. But I do recall Eskimos having much lower rates of heart disease than Americans and probably many citified Canadians. The key is it is not all about fat and cholesterol levels. The reality is they live a hardened, but less stressful life.
Posted by: Quint at April 10, 2021 11:39 PM (JRrGN)
That aside, the PT person was impressed with her progress, they did an initial eval and worked up a program tailored to her. I tend to let her have as much autonomy as she can handle, then step in if she gets in trouble.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 10, 2021 11:41 PM (KATBx)
.....
I actually do enjoy hanging out with her very much.
The conversation flows rather effortlessly.
It's beginning to make me question if there might be something fundamentally wrong with me too.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 10, 2021 11:41 PM (velKr)
I have it working under windoze and Linux,but Apple must hate us so!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 10, 2021 11:42 PM (hOUT3)
Do the "Royals" have other such as the late Prince Phillips? Perhaps one similar to a pre-tart Harry, when he was a warrior, hunter, shooter and all around raconteur. ESPECIALLY if he'd come equipped with the speed and wit of a Phillip.
Find that "Royal", and let's see to it that a properly engraved, printed and gilt invitation to Join the Royal Ewokian Order of the Over Night Thread is duly delivered upon a silver charger, as is the way of their people.
Lacking that, then send the invite to Donald Trump Jr. He'd have a blast here, I think.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 10, 2021 11:42 PM (QzJWU)
The key is it is not all about fat and cholesterol levels. The reality is they live a hardened, but less stressful life.
Posted by: Quint
Blubber! The answer is blubber!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 10, 2021 11:43 PM (GBHAb)
https://tinyurl.com/yatd7wp4
Note that after this, senators were generally obsessive about their voting %, and missing votes. I was up there at the time, and it was kind of amazing what would go on to make sure they didn't miss a vote. Some stories.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 10, 2021 11:43 PM (OTzUX)
Funny timing, I just started learning Rock This Town today.
Posted by: InCali at April 10, 2021 11:44 PM (ov5G+)
and if you think I am bashing America, you are wrong. We bitch constantly about being overweight and out of shape. I think we all know that is the stereotype. But the American life expectance is only going up, and has been for a long, long time.
Posted by: Quint at April 10, 2021 11:45 PM (JRrGN)
Posted by: palerider at April 10, 2021 11:46 PM (Aashi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 10, 2021 11:47 PM (a4EWo)
...It's beginning to make me question if there might be something fundamentally wrong with me too.Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 10, 2021 11:41 PM
I suppose then that it really all boils down to the sex...
Posted by: Zettai at April 10, 2021 11:48 PM (IuY1u)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2021 11:51 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: palerider at April 10, 2021 11:52 PM (Aashi)
Sadly, no. He was the last of that breed. That was the breed that built an empire upon which the sun never set. They're gone.
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 10, 2021 11:52 PM (Mzdiz)
"Everybody likes to go to Geneva. I used to do it for the Law of the Sea conferences, and you'd find these potentates from down in Africa, you know, rather than eating each other, they'd just come up and get a good square meal in Geneva."
Posted by: rhomboid at April 10, 2021 11:53 PM (OTzUX)
But the rest is all quite true.
She did profess her love after the first date, introduce me to her kids in the second date, tell me about her anxiety and the script she takes for it, tell me about her mental health crisis in 2020 when she went to the psych ward and she did ask me to drink shroom tea with her, as she just ordered some pot from her 'dispensary' in Colorado and thought she might add some shrooms to the order.
And I actually do like hanging out with her. She is very intelligent. She went on a rant about socialism last night that was very endearing.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 10, 2021 11:53 PM (Mazpv)
I'm coming to you live from my semi-new PC (an old one that I just did some upgrades on). Hoping it's useful...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 10, 2021 11:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: screaming in digital This was breathtakingly hilarious.
Hi, all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - digger bicker at April 10, 2021 11:54 PM (ixrHq)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 10, 2021 11:53 PM (Mazpv)
Kind of worrisome that she seems to use drugs as a crutch.
(resists urge to don Hunter Biden sock)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 10, 2021 11:56 PM (mzC78)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 10, 2021 11:56 PM (OTzUX)
Then, some lowlife 'reporter' dropped a dime on him and ISIS put up a huge reward for his death.
He had to come home, met that THOT, and drifted away. Now, he is 'whipped' and on the road to ruin. Poor bastard..
Posted by: ChrisP at April 10, 2021 11:58 PM (Cn69F)
Posted by: Bourbonchicken at April 10, 2021 11:59 PM (ybIRR)
Sooner or later, he will become tired of her shit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2021 12:00 AM (mzC78)
Philip replied, "Oh yes, and it's like that all over."
Her Majesty overheard that, and she was not amused. Not amused at all. Philip was in the royal doghouse for a while after that.
Such might explain another funny incident that came out very recently. It was after Philip and Liz were married but before she was queen. They'd been married for a little while and were on tour in Australia. They stayed overnight at some camp-like resort thing in a little bungalow. The Aussies had guards all around.
One guard, and he kept this quiet for decades heard raised voices coming from the bungalow, and then saw the front door fly open and Philip come running out. Princess Elizabeth's shoe flew out right after him.
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 11, 2021 12:01 AM (Mzdiz)
I don't know if Brian Setzer and Lyle Lovett have ever worked together, but they both have big bands.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2021 12:02 AM (mzC78)
Posted by: palerider at April 11, 2021 12:04 AM (Aashi)
And deep!
Posted by: Black Guy No. 2 at April 11, 2021 12:05 AM (fLVm1)
Nite, palerider.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2021 12:08 AM (mzC78)
Neither Bubba or Gaylord look really healthy.Posted by:Anna Pumaat April 10, 2021 10:24 PM (r6pxQ)
I'm sure we'll all miss them when they're gone.Posted by:ALH, Sister Golden Hairat April 10, 2021 10:26 PM (oUcR5)
I might let that event pass in quiet dignity, but I might not. I'm the one who said that Razorfist should give McCain's eulogy, complete with meme-filled powerpoint on a screen behind him.
Posted by: Bourbonchicken at April 11, 2021 12:09 AM (ybIRR)
.....
Oh, I completely agree.
I kinda wanted to ask if her anxiety issues came before the medical pot or after.
That high-grade stuff they have now has to have magnified the side effects like paranoia compared with the Mexican dirt-weed of yore.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 11, 2021 12:11 AM (Mazpv)
Good on ya. We all need to take what we can in life, and share it when we can. If the gal makes you happy, and no one is getting hurt, well, go with it. Just be careful that no one gets hurt - especially kiddos...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 11, 2021 12:12 AM (HC+O2)
Posted by: Black Guy No. 2 at April 11, 2021 12:16 AM (fLVm1)
Bitter Clinger!
What, exactly, does this woman take for her anxiety? Xanax? It sounds like she may have unsustainable issues with substance abuse, if you ask me...
Posted by: Zettai at April 11, 2021 12:20 AM (IuY1u)
We're all in this together.
Posted by: Al Bundy at April 11, 2021 12:22 AM (6H/55)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 11, 2021 12:26 AM (a4EWo)
......
I tried to look it up in our texts, but couldn't find it.
I think it is Cymbalta or something like that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 11, 2021 12:31 AM (Mazpv)
"No, Father, that's just the reflection off her shoes."
-- Just the punchline.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 11, 2021 12:35 AM (OssQ4)
I've just looked up "Cymbalta" -- seems to be some form of anti- depressant, maybe with anxiolytic properties -- ?? -- not addictive, nor particularly effective, from what I see...
Still, someone taking pharmaceuticals on top of street drugs is a big red flag, in my exalted opinion!
Posted by: Zettai at April 11, 2021 12:39 AM (IuY1u)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 11, 2021 12:39 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex-Killer Whale at April 11, 2021 12:43 AM (v5faW)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 11, 2021 12:47 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, tired of typing at April 11, 2021 12:47 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, tired of typing at April 11, 2021 12:49 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 11, 2021 12:51 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 11, 2021 12:52 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, tired of typing green at April 11, 2021 12:54 AM (Mzdiz)
This one was very badly written and was, by my back of the envelope calculations, 179.35% CGI.
The movie's only saving grace was the female lead, Lindsey Morgan, who is a babe who reads lines good, and Rhona Mitra, who always plays the Brit Science Babe with Attitude.
Yikes.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 11, 2021 12:56 AM (/Ulh8)
Posted by: Erebus- Ex-Killer Whale at April 11, 2021 12:58 AM (v5faW)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 11, 2021 12:59 AM (/Ulh8)
Posted by: Vivi at April 11, 2021 01:00 AM (USW1s)
Among the universe of tracked vehicles, that's a pretty good one.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2021 01:01 AM (fLVm1)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 11, 2021 01:02 AM (a4EWo)
https://youtu.be/unseSFWjuqs
Posted by: Sharkman at April 11, 2021 01:06 AM (/Ulh8)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, tired of typing
How much like a frontloader you are
More wonderful than a bobcat or a forklift
More precious than a small tractor or a ditch witch
All this and much, much more than a small bulldozer
Burma shave
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Living on the prison planet at April 11, 2021 01:07 AM (tjZg/)
He loves you more than you'll ever know if he's making that comparison.
Now if it had been a dump truck you'd be fine to slap the shit out him.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 11, 2021 01:08 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Omar Kayyam at April 11, 2021 01:15 AM (830x5)
Among the universe of tracked vehicles, that's a pretty good one.
If Gold Rush has taught me anything, it's that you need the biggest excavator you can find. Those things seem to be the Swiss Army Knife of vehicles.
Posted by: spindrift at April 11, 2021 01:15 AM (nCgJ/)
Posted by: Lord Byron at April 11, 2021 01:16 AM (830x5)
If you know them well enough, yes, front end loader becomes an endearment, not an insult... but you have to understand the MAN who said it.
Posted by: RomeQ13...... at April 11, 2021 01:18 AM (oHd/0)
Somehow the Biden junta looks like all the dystopias we have been warned about.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2021 01:20 AM (JMMlQ)
First of all, Miley is one hell of a cook. The woman can cook. I remarked at dinner that she's spoiling me, and she said good, that's what she wants to do, and she's gonna make it where I wonder how I ever did without her.
And then I said, you're like my front-end loader, then. Once we got that, we soon wondered how we ever did without it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 11, 2021 01:23 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 11, 2021 01:23 AM (a4EWo)
Miley is obviously not British. Prince Philip once remarked that British women just can't cook.
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 11, 2021 01:24 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: 18-1
We aren't going to get the dystopia we want, but we are going to get the dystopia we need. And that man is Joe Biden, a walking, talking and barely sentient dystopia all by himself. Maybe a dystopiamaniac. Or he's just drunk. If only we were being ruled by a malevolent genius. We are being ruled by malevolent idiots. Stupid people. Really stupid.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the Prison Planet at April 11, 2021 01:25 AM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....Living on the Prison Planet at April 11, 2021 01:25 AM (tjZg/)
^^THIS^^Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 11, 2021 01:27 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 11, 2021 01:27 AM (Mzdiz)
President Donald J. Trump put forth one of the most gracious statements of condolence to Her Majesty, far more sincere than the tripe belched out by Nancy Pelosi and other Twitter blue check marks. Megan's publicist totally missed the mark with the heartfelt Archewell statement about Harry's grandfather.Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Debbie, where did you see Trump's comments re Prince Philip? I can't find them. 
Posted by: Eleanor, Cat Mum at April 11, 2021 01:28 AM (QU+qf)
Prince Philip once remarked that British women just can't cook.
I will bravely eat anything Nigella Lawson offers up.
Posted by: spindrift at April 11, 2021 01:29 AM (nCgJ/)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at April 11, 2021 01:30 AM (RJCvt)
After the hideous royal soap opera of the last 25 years I imagine both Parliament and Britain's long-suffering serfs will probably go along with it.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 11, 2021 01:32 AM (KyWXo)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 11, 2021 01:33 AM (KAi1n)
For example I remember a bunch of liberal cow-workers saw the Black Mirror episode about social credit and yet they are all in on cancel culture.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2021 01:34 AM (JMMlQ)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at April 11, 2021 01:35 AM (RJCvt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 11, 2021 01:37 AM (a4EWo)
What color is the green-orange discharge from my pee-hole?
Posted by: Zyprexa Cowboy at April 11, 2021 01:37 AM (uMqnc)
She's already surpassed Victoria as the longest reigning British monarch, several years ago.
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 11, 2021 01:38 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 11, 2021 01:24 AM (Mzdiz)
I was in London for an extented stay in the year 2000. I am not talking weeks, i am talking months. It wasn't my first time there, and it wasn't my last, but it was the only time i can say I actually lived there. There was an up an coming chef at the time. You could go to his restaurant at lunch and chow down for 20 pounds. I planned to do it, I followed the opportunity, but it never happened. That chef's name was Gordon Ramsay.
I have had some weird meals in London. I remember at on time I was all alone there are Thanksgiving. The bartender gave me a free bag of chips with turkey and stuffing flavor. It was a small gesture, but I still recall it to this day. I could mention many more experiences, even more on Thanksgiving in London.. Looking back, I had more kindnesses put upon me in London than any other place. There is one exception, there is one other country that treated me even better as a lone traveler. That city was Paris. And that country was France. I might think about those times and mention them here one day. But i will never forget London. There were so many times someone reached out to me in kindness. I probably can't count them all, but to be honest, you never forget the kindness of strangers.
Posted by: Quint at April 11, 2021 01:40 AM (JRrGN)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 11, 2021 01:33 AM (KAi1n)
When I was in high school it was nothing to be 10 joints in by the end of the day. With the shit these days you would be a zombie at 2, if you can even make it that far. I said to a life long friend a few weeks ago that its a good thing this shit wasn't around back then, because we would have surely failed out of school.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 11, 2021 01:48 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by:Cicero (@cicero43)at April 11, 2021 01:01 AM (fLVm1)
'cept a front loader ain't really in that universe.
Evenin' Horde.
Posted by: Average Guy at April 11, 2021 01:48 AM (p0rNW)
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 11, 2021 01:24 AM (Mzdiz)
i wish that was a comment that could be seen and herd. There is some truth to it. I have spent a lot of time over there and the truth is cooking was never a big deal on the margins. They messed up the basic stuff, but the could crush the big stuff. Even in the 90s, they loved food tv, or food porn if you will. Some of the best tv chefs were Brits during that time. And the Brits loved food porn. No doubt still the average joint was pretty damn bad.
I think it was Prince Charles who deemed Indian curries as the true national dish of England. He was not wrong about that, most citizens would have agreed at the time. They also had kick ass Chinese food if you knew where to look. And yes, there was also great fish and chips. But the thing is, you had to do your research For every great chipper, there were 50 crappy joints that no local would ever go to. That is not UK specific,you will see the same thing in Italy, particularly near tourist enclaves.
Posted by: Quint at April 11, 2021 01:55 AM (JRrGN)
I've had a yen for shrimp lately, need to find some.
Tonight we finished off our Easter standing rib roast. It was on sale at good grocer for 5.97, choice. 5th meal tonight...prime rib sammiches on garlic/mozzarella toasted Italian bread. NUMMMM.
Posted by: Farmer at April 11, 2021 01:56 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 11, 2021 01:59 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 11, 2021 02:01 AM (a4EWo)
Looking up some stuff about Prince Philip's "British women can't cook" "gaffe" -- and he got some heat for that, it turns out he may be on to something. At least now. He said that a while ago, but some survey in 2011 found that Brit womyms were in a pretty sorry state of cooking skill.
The average Brit woman knew how to cook only 7 basic dishes from scratch. Five percent couldn't even boil an egg, and fully 50% said their husbands were better cooks than they were.
Now do that same survey in America. I imagine you'd get similar results. Feminism has made woman resent cooking, I think.
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 11, 2021 02:02 AM (Mzdiz)
Oops. I was thinking of a Panzer IV.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2021 02:02 AM (fLVm1)
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 11, 2021 02:02 AM (Mzdiz)
if so they were foolish and they only ostracized their beaus. The reality is everyone values someone who can cook. ninety percent of the top 1000 chefs are men. At least that was true a decade ago. Sure women should cook, who wouldn't want to make great things for someone they love and be appreciated for it? Anyone against that, would be a first strike and your out person for me.
Posted by: Quint at April 11, 2021 02:09 AM (JRrGN)
Posted by: pawn at April 11, 2021 02:13 AM (Cfk8j)
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 11, 2021 02:18 AM (Mzdiz)
While his personal health may be OK, he wouldn't help the country out of the malaise it currently finds itself in.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 11, 2021 02:23 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Vivi at April 11, 2021 02:24 AM (USW1s)
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 11, 2021 02:18 AM (Mzdiz)
it is a time and place thing. Think of that time, Texas voted for Carter and Virginia voted Repub.. You can't go back because everything is different now. Today, Virginia would vote for Idi Amin. over Ted Cruz.
Posted by: Quint at April 11, 2021 02:25 AM (JRrGN)
A huge historical connection to the lives we are living today has just passed. He was the grt nephew of Alexandra, Empress of Russia, he said they murdered my family. Connections to a whole different time and age is gone..
Personally, he was not enthused about living an extremely long life, remarking in a 2000 interview (when he was 79) that he could not "imagine anything worse" and had "no desire whatsoever" to become a centenarian, saying "bits of me are falling off already"
Posted by: Farmer at April 11, 2021 02:27 AM (55Qr6)
hang in there Farmer. I wish I could say more but I don't have the words AFAIK, this country is in a weird stage where it hates history The Left prides itself on not knowing history. Some of the leaders know it, that is why they want to squash it. This country is rotting. A blind man could see it.
Posted by: Quint at April 11, 2021 02:35 AM (JRrGN)
Anyway. Thank God for eBay. Turns out I still need some stuff for the Windows machine. But I bought it refurbed and it came a bit beat up, so it doesn't bother me to get cheap used stuff there for that machine.
OTOH I'll probably end up bankrupting myself for the new PC I want to build...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 11, 2021 02:38 AM (L2ZTs)
Farmer, you've got a point there with the passing of Phillip. It's not just a matter of his age or era though. But those, combined with his lineage and position, well.. damn few would have had the view, the perspective or the context of the times he saw as the decades rolled on.
Men such as him, and for all of his flaws, Mountbatten, made England the Proud Lion of Empire, even through her slow 20th Century decline. Which sadly now, accelerates. Charles ain't a pimple on the ass of men such as those. And while Harry had the chance at greatness, he gave it all up for the allure of high-mileage pussy.
The apple doesn't fall far from the stablehand's tree.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 11, 2021 02:42 AM (QzJWU)
Aunt Lillian was known as the best cook on the maternal side of the family, and she was the one who whipped up various family get-together meals. She was capable of putting together a feast for 15 people with very little notice. I remember some of her dinners as a little boy. She was getting on up in years then. Her daughter and granddaughter-in-law did most of the heavy lifting the, but Aunt Lillian was in charge and directed them. I remember no one was allowed in the kitchen, save those authorized by Aunt Lillian when those big dinners were being cooked.
One of my great-uncles, one of Aunt Lillian's brothers got in the doghouse with his own wife one time. His wife suggested she'd host some get-together and do the cooking. He said, no, let Lillian do it. That was the wrong thing to say.
Anyway, Miley is in Aunt Lillian's league. And that's world class.
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 11, 2021 02:42 AM (Mzdiz)
Publius. My late Mom, her older sister Edith, and Edith's daughter Glenna, (who I grew up calling Aunt Glenna, due to age things), completely took over the kitchen du jour, at family gatherings.
One did not step foot therein, uninvited.
The food that emerged from therein though, was as from the Gods themselves. Every dish equally hot, fresh, not soggy, ready to eat. Four burner stove, one oven, umpteen or more dishes. Not a cold bit to be found, and all this, well before the microwave era.
Even if there WAS math on this blog, this would crash the computer. No way around it, it'd stack-failure to the root, and just blink, stupidly.
Kinda like me on a Monday morning.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 11, 2021 02:49 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by:publius, Rascally etc,etcat April 11, 2021 02:04 AM (Mzdiz)
Lucky me!Posted by: Average Guy at April 11, 2021 02:56 AM (p0rNW)
Posted by: Jim at April 11, 2021 03:00 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 11, 2021 02:02 AM (Mzdiz)
Stupid cows have renounced everything good that God has created.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, tired of typing green at April 11, 2021 03:02 AM (Mzdiz)
Anyway, one week Aunt Lillian had to go somewhere and leave Uncle L.E. to his own devices to fend for himself. Aunt Lillian had a cat, and Uncle L.E. wasn't sure what to feed him. He called Aunt Lillian and it turned out he couldn't find the cat food or they were out. Aunt Lillian carefully explained to him to go to the grocery store and get a bag of cat food. Uncle L.E didn't know much about grocery stores.
Later he called Aunt Lillian again, and said he'd gotten a bag of cat food, but the cat would eat it.
Long story short, but Uncle L.E. had gone down the aisle and picked up a bag of something with a picture of a cat on it. It was cat litter, not cat food.
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 11, 2021 03:06 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 11, 2021 02:42 AM (Mzdiz)
Aw shucks, hon. I'm just a feeder who loves my work. I could never match Aunt Lillian or Jim's Aunt Glenna. Juggling burners and having a feast ready for a big gathering would burn out my circuits!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, tired of typing green at April 11, 2021 03:07 AM (Mzdiz)
FIFY
I love that story. The cat with a wtf look on its face must've been ecstatic when his mistress returned.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, tired of typing green at April 11, 2021 03:10 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 11, 2021 03:10 AM (Mzdiz)
Farmer, you've gota point there with the passing of Phillip. It's not just a matter of his age or era though.
Men such as him, and for all of his flaws, Mountbatten, made England the Proud Lion of Empire, even through her slow 20th Century decline. Which sadly now, accelerates. Charles ain't a pimple on the ass of men such as those.
JimSunk New Dawn
Galveston, TXPosted by:Jimat April 11, 2021 02:42
Yes, I get all that Jim.
I'm just pointing out the history we are losing w/ the death of a 99 yo Greek/Danish prince b 1921.
It is mind boggling to me, a connection w/ a long lost world. Philip's grandfather was born in 1845 and at the age of 17 was elected king of Greece. A different age.
Posted by: Farmer at April 11, 2021 03:27 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Skip the guy who says Nood at April 11, 2021 04:01 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2021 04:06 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip the guy who says Nood at April 11, 2021 04:12 AM (Cxk7w)
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Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2021 04:19 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2021 04:31 AM (Cxk7w)
DC and Hollyweird, thrown together. Shows like "The Masked Singer" seem to come right out of the Panem world.
Posted by: Half Dozen at April 11, 2021 04:41 AM (dJs6r)
Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2021 04:53 AM (Cxk7w)
I jyst bought myself an ice cream maker. Half-joked with #1 son I was going to make bacon ice cream. He just rolled his eyes at me.
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 11, 2021 04:56 AM (Z/jzm)
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Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2021 04:58 AM (Cxk7w)
So far I've made maple walnut. Mom's favorite. A friend made rum raisin in his. Holy crap! It was amazing. It's ehat inspired me to buy one.
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 11, 2021 05:03 AM (Z/jzm)
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Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2021 05:07 AM (Cxk7w)
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 11, 2021 05:09 AM (Z/jzm)
https://www.amazon.com/Madagascar-Vanilla-Beans-Extract-Baking/dp/B00PMUNEK6
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 11, 2021 05:16 AM (Z/jzm)
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Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2021 05:20 AM (Cxk7w)
Mostly I want to impress my sister-in-laws this Christmas. Lol
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 11, 2021 05:24 AM (Z/jzm)
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